Always check your child's homework!‏

Some of you got this because you are teachers, some of you because you are parents and the rest of you ....well I thought you would recognize the occupation being depicted in the picture..



(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)


Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

Ah cómo hay gente sabia !!!

Porque hay quienes logran definir toda la filosofía de una vida, en unos cuantos renglones !! Bien por ellos, y quienes logren ponerlo en práctica !!



Y lo mejor de todo, adivinen dónde lo encontré? El letrero perfecto, que todo mundo imagina

Casa de Cristal

Quiero compartir esta casa con paredes de vidrio: qué mejor manera de reciclar las botellas de vino, cerveza, los floreros pasados de moda, los envases no reutilizables, y demás artilugios para decorar y construir una bellísima azotea como esta.
A veces me pongo a pensar que se extraña el hecho de encontrarse con estas muestras de ingenio en las andanzas por la ciudad, si tan solo la gente le dedicara un poco más de tiempo al mejoramiento y aprovisionamiento de la casa-habitación y le restara unas cuantas horas al televisor.

Bellísimo: